Thursday, February 09, 2012

Some Fantasies We All Dreamed

"To be honest, I know we all daydreamed about impossible stuff."
 Alright, so remember all those time when you just start to think about useless impossible things like maybe you were a mutant or something?
I'm sure you did. at least once, or many times. :)
Let's start off with something very typical,
"I wish I can turn back time."
Why? So that you can correct mistakes right? Get a good score in a quiz, rob a bank, tell a lie, or maybe even to just prevent an injury or something.
But my personal opinion here is that, whatever you are now, is a result of something you did that could've never changed. Unless you're regretting something, that's bad. But anyways, you know the time paradox thingy? Whatever you change in your past WILL affect your future.
So, let it go. You can always dream about it, but you may have to wait for a few more centuries, or years, or days, you'll never know, for a time machine be invented.
In the meantime, just hang in there, I guess.
Next, one of the basics as well,
"I wish I could fly."
Imagine all those times that instead of walking or waiting for the car, or even for the plane, you could've just flew? The feeling like, when you're up there, touching the clouds and everything, that would've been so awesome. This is definitely one I would like to have.
Too bad it's sorta impossible. I mean, humans have invented a few substitutes, like hang gliding or sky diving, but nothing can ever beat if you can fly. Just. So. Cool.
Also, let's not forget,
"I wish I can move things with my mind."
If you know who Andrew, Matilda, and Professor Charles Xavier were, then you would definitely get this.
They say it's called Telekinesis. Moving things with your mind. HOW EPIC IS THAT?
One word to describe this: Laziness.
This is what lazy people would love to have, imagine, you won't have to get up anymore (unless for peeing) because all your things will fly to you immediately.
C'mere, remote!
C'mere ice cream!
etcetera, etcetera...
Okay, how about the,
"I wish that I can just make all imperfections dissappear."
A quote from the insecure ones.
Pimples, Eye bags, glasses, dark skin, braces, big nose, big ears, all the basic "ugly" things people might've seen, you'd all want that away from you.
Well guess what?
Nobody's perfect, and you ain't nobody, unless you're Barbie.
We all have our flaws and bad vibes, why can't you just accept it?
I'm not trying to be the bad one here, but it's true, nevertheless.
BUT STILL, I have to admit, I've been through this. I always wanted to remove something, but sheesh, these days, all the boobs aren't all that real anymore.
So, for the forever alones,
"I wish he/she would like/love me back."
Alright, Valentine's day is coming. (Just reminding)
When we're lovesick, heartbroken, and all that emo, we always wanted for that one stupid bastard to like/love us back, and not to be so insensitive about the way we care for them. We care for them more than the ones they like, and guess what? They still don't appreciate us.
(Spoken with experience? ooohhh...)
It's normal, you know. Heartaches, and stuff, we always wanted for that person to show as much care for us as we do for them.
But a little tip from the free person:
If they ain't lovin' you back, they ain't worth your love at all.
(Ok, u must be wondering which side I'm at.)
That person, whomever he/she might be, isn't worth your time at all.
Now, a few supporting facts to this quote, is when you imagine all the sweet things you could've been doing when you two are together.
How meant to be you are, how perfect, but still, nothing happens.
THAT my dear readers, is the origin of this suckish quote, which I happen to understand. (found: guilty.)
Lastly, of course, the one fantasy I've always wanted for myself to come true,
"I wish I can grant my own wishes."
WHY?
coz like this, everybody wins! :D




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Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Forever alone (another vday short story)

"Okay, so you all heard my friend, Forever Alone here, right?"
                  
"ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! GOODBYE ANDY."
"Wait! No! Jill! I'm sorry! Don't break up with me! No! Wait! I can explain-..."
she hang up on him. "Oh Sh*t. Great, just fantastic." he sighed.
He sat on the couch and stared at his unfinished martini on the table. Then he looked around, realizing what he had just done on the phone, whether should he regret it or stay single for the time being. Then his eyes were caught up on something. The calendar hanged up at the corner of the room.
"Wait, tomorrow's what?" he peeked closer...
"VALENTINES DAY?!?!" then he gave himself a major facepalm.
That explains why his girlfriend, Jill, possibly a supermodel if she wasn't so conceited, was so grumpy. Tomorrow would be the day of the hearts, the day every single person hates.
VALENTINES DAY.
he stood up, gulped the remaining martini and went inside his bedroom ans scourged around his closet, that looked like it has been dumped garbage with, for centuries.
Let me explain Andy to you. You see, he's much of a ladies' man. He knows his way around girls, can get them wherever he wants *ifyouknowwhatimean* whenever he wants. He's unexpectedly dashing and much of a smooth-talker, but he's like, a magnet for bad luck. He gets them, everytime.
"Ahh, here it is!" he smirked as he got a little black book full of girl's names and their addresses and phone numbers. He's quite a name dropper too. "Let's see, just ONE date for tomorrow and I'm all good." he sighed, realizing his objectives.
He picked up his phone and went into a calling craze.
If you're wondering how it went, here's a small edit of what the girls said to him.
"Sorry, I'm busy." , "Sorry, I already have a date." , "I made other plans." , "Who are you again?"
Poor Andy. His charm ain't turning right tonight. and what a bad night it picked, too.
He sighed and made his fingers crack, exhausted and deliberately desperate in finding a date tomorrow.
"What am I gonna do? I don't wanna be Forever Alone." he sighed as he threw his phone in his bed and dived through the haystack.
~*~*~*~*~*~
He woke up at 11am, the best time to wake up for him, because that means brunch and you're well rested.
He was even humming while cooking his breakfast, he ate, took a bath and changed clothes. He went to his friend's house, Max, video game millionaire, and played all the games some guys only dreamt of having. Yes, that was a video game paradise. Afterwards, he was called by Matt, another rich pal. They went around the city checking out his new Lamborghini, Ferrari and Chevrolet. Then he called his brother, Joey, and went to a skydiving center.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" he screamed as he jumped from the helicopter, all the way until he had to pull his parachute.
Afterwards, he called his brotherhood gang, and decided to end the day having a boy's night out with lots of beer and a great football game.
He went home, tired but happy from what happened by being forever alone this Valentines.
Before he went to sleep, someone knocked on his doorstep.
It was Jill.
"Hey, I'm sorry, I was just so mad. Forgive?" she said, seductively at that.
"On one condition."
*lesexytimeifyouknowwhatimean*
THIS WAS IN FACT, ANDY'S BEST EVER VALENTINE'S DAY.
Yours can be too. Don't let being single or heartbroken or something, stop you from having fun this Valentine's. NO DATE? NO PROBLEM. I know what you're thinking, who am I to tell you this, right? Just an advice, bro. Stop being emo, and enjoy what life has to offer.
If you have no rich millionaire friends who have Chevrolets, you always have 9gag ;)

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Monday, February 06, 2012

WHAT IS LOVE? (valentine's day special)

What is love?
A kid said,
"It's when your puppy licks your face when you get home...
even though you left him  the whole day."
A big brother said,
"It's when I know you steal and eat the chocolates in my bag that I bring home after school....
but I still keep in the same place."
A mother said,
"It's when I know you'll keep messing, and messing, and messing your bed every morning...
but I still make it up for you to sleep in every night."
A dog said,
"It's when even though you leave me here, every morning...
I still love you and guard your house."
And I say,
it's when you're willing to do it,
even though you know how much it'll hurt you, or how much that person doesn't know you're doing it.
LOVE is something we all have.
Just have to dig deeper then.
HAPPY VALENTINES! <3