lalalalala random and crazy intro

Look, it's not my fault you got stuck at detention today.
All I did was tell the truth when the teacher asked me.
What do you mean you told me not to tell anybody? she's the teacher. she asked me, i answer. simple.
anyway, it was not THAT bad.
what? yes it was? not my fault still.
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I know what you're thinking.
why am I talking to myself while you're reading this?
well, then stop reading it!
stop! what are you doing?!?!?
stop it! you're insulting me.
what are u doing??
stop reading this.
stop.
ok, now you're just annoying.
Alright, you can hit the x button now whatever button.
stop
stop!
ok, ok, the real reason why I wanted to get ur attention (i did, didn't i? :P) was because I'd like you to realize i'm a newbie here.
I just started.
I don't know what to do so i just made this intro of what you should expect of this.
first of all, see that url? up there?
yeah, http://hereforamusement.blogspot.com/ right?
it's my blog.
my friend Daniella introduced me to this.
she said it was fun so i made one.
the words, "here for amusement" means, "here for amusement"
it means, you're "here for amusement"
you know why?
because it doesn't say,
"here for chicken" or
"here for bacon"or
"here for a condom" or
"here for a nose job" or
"here for Hitler's mustache" or
"here to resurrect osama bin laden" (btw, I'm glad you're not.)
you are what?
"here for amusement"
very good.
if you didn't get that you should go see Dr. Phil.
so, since you're here, let's talk.
I had this guy friend who just had his birthday yesterday, and her girlfriend gave her a super long sweet letter from a tissue box.
OK WAIT, it was sweeter when you saw it, ok?
when i shared that when we were eating, they didn't get me.
What is with these people?
right? i mean, it is sweet because it was handmade.
ok so yeah, tell me a little about yourself?
What's your name?
How old are you?
Do you have  a pet iguana?
Do you read manga?
Do you know Houdini?
alright, you didn't answer.
Nice talking.
but seriously? you know houdini?
you don't? riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
alright, so should i be going?
yes?
y u so mean?
ok, so next time, just come back and maybe read my stories and such because...
you know why?
yes, you're "here for amusement."
very good!
bye now :)
see ya \m/