There once lived a stupid man, who lived in a stupid house, who drove in a stupid car, and had a stupid dog. He lived in a stupid village in a stupid city. He went to work in his stupid office every stupid day. His name was Jasper James Johnson. People call him Jam for short. One day when he was walking in a stupid park, he noticed a woman looking at the beautiful lake. He was stupidly surprised by her beauty and elegance that he approached her and asked her name. The girl in return, said her name. Her name was Carolina Protagina. People call her Carol. He complimented her about her name and they started to hang out in stupid places, saying stupid things to each other. And as we all know, this leads to stupid love (or does it?). They were both stupidly happy when suddenly Carol broke up with him. Jam didn’t understand and tried to follow her, only to figure out there was somebody else. He was so hurt…. He looked at his face in the mirror and said, “You stupid man! Why did you ever love that stupid woman! Well, I guess I was pretty stupid.” He told himself. A few stupid weeks have passed, then Carol went back to Jam and said sorry and all those crazy…err…..stupid things. She said that the man got bankrupt and that she loves Jam even more. But, Jam rejected her. And she felt sorry that why did she even bother to look at any other stupid man. She stupidly and sobbingly went away. Then, Jam looked at the mirror once more, and he said to himself, “You're really not as stupid as I thought you were.”
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